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Friday, January 6, 2012

The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants

Gay Marraige. Transvestites. God.
All these things are ones of myth. I will attempt to explain through the following:
Gay Marriage: IS ILLEGAL!
Transvestites: NUTCASES!
God: 12 DRUNK GUYS MAKE A BET

Gay Marriage:
Is illiegal, so no matter how much your heart wants your neighbours newly wedded husband, YOU CANT HAVE HIM! ITS ILLEGAL!

Transvestites:
Total looneys who need to seek medical help immediatly for serious attention.

God:
Face it, God and the Bible are just the result of 12 drunk guys who thought it would be funny if the wrote a story about that weird guy who likes to touch his own feet, Jesus if i remmeber correctly.

These are all the reasons why the heart cannot get what it wants.
In summary, you cant have anything because its illegal, your a nutcase and those 12 drunk guys smell.

(no offense was ment)

Happy Birthday STEVIE!

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