Timmsay,
Never have you been bad. You don't know how many people are annoying in this world. I still remember the day you said you were gonna get me a cookie for my birthday, and you did. It was the best chocolate cookie ever mate! I think that I should repay you and give a present of some sort, maybe a hot spoon session? Just kidding mate, as if I did, everyone would be jealous that I spooned you. Everyone thinks that you are super sexy, and you are, like seriously, in every way. You probably get all the guys (and Jordy) up. Honestly, you are the best.
Never have I ever seen you in a bad mood, except that one time Jack dropped your laptop. That was funny because you were never gonna get your revenge on him you short ass! But ninja slaps!! Woah! You seriously go ape when you lose, and we just do it so we let you go ape and crack the shits. It's quite funny, but I'm sure you will get better at it one day, as the majority of us have faith in you. But just think of all the things you're good at, like Cisco, awesomeness, duckfaces, gay chicken and of course, System of a Down songs. You love them don't ya?
Never have you ever been short of the best. There hasn't been a moment where I've been like "screw you." When you say that you're gonna do something and make me smile, you do it. You must have some super natural talent, although you complain when you go run. You're probably confused, and I'm sorry, I'm just writing these down as I go, although I'm sure one day in the future I'll come around to it and make sense of this all. But until then, I'm sure you can deal with the complexity of my really ugly hairy gorilla mind, and probably solve a puzzle while you're at it or something. What's your favourite food? Is it an almond? ARREMOND!! Mine's just desert except with two s' instead of just the one. Damn I'm a weird kid right now, actually it's more like all the time, but I think that you are the the weirdest out of us two (it's the curls)
Never really did understand what was up with your curls and why you're sensitive? Do they contain the secrets to the world? Ever gonna let me touch them, like ever? I think you totally should, I mean, I'm just a little gorilla. Pretty pretty please?? I promise that I'll make you something cool like a cake or a giant cookie. Sound good? Hell yeah it does! This is one of two bad reasons that I think you should let me touch your curls freely. It'll be super sexy and we'll both be super smart and what not. If you don't let me, then I'll cry though, and you don't want that. Worked it out yet?
Never have I really tried doing what I'm doing now (writing a massive thing to a person) but even so, I'm still pretty darn certain that it's gonna be a success, and you'll hate me at the end. But, how are you? Pretty good? You're eighteen now!!! WOOT! You have a small say in the government and all that other crap! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!! Lol jokes, we have none, we're just people. Anyway, goodbye mate, LOL JOKES, I have plenty more to say!
Never will I think that you're a short arse, because I KNOW that you are. Suck it, we were born to be short, it's just nature. You're gonna rage right? You totally should be a short man syndrome dude like Berryman, I'd lol at that, it would be mint, but you're cool. Tell ya what: you're sexy. Yes, that's it, you're sexy. Problem? Not for me, me gusta that. If I had a dollar for every sexy part of you, a billion bucks is what I would have, cause you're just super sexy. I'm actually as sexy as you, seriously, under my hair. No, that's a lie, sorry about that, I shouldn't lie to you, it's mean. Hehe, you've worked it out now, you must have! If you haven't then you're high and a silly billy. Oh, we're cool in denial! First song from the system you showed me, and towards you, I seriously don't wanna ever hurt you whatsoever, it's all just pure plain love mate, you curly sexy beast. What did you get for presents? Pretty bloody cool mate. You are one lucky dude.
If I have time, I'll finish this, if not, then you're gonna still hate me, just like I said not to in the title ;) Oh, and you remember that day I rick rolled the principal? If you STILL haven't gotten it, the key words are "rick rolled."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE!!
P.S. iDeaLiZaTioN.